Category Archives: dessert

oh folly…

It's Vegan MoFo, bitches!

I used to work at a raw vegan place. So, as you will do, I bought random things that I wasn’t really sure what to use for, but was promised that I’d start using it in everything! I clearly did not, as I haven’t been at that place in almost two years, and I still have this small bag of lucuma powder sitting in the back of my cupboard.

As I was going through my ginormous pile of recipes in my Evernote, I came across this: raw caramel chips that use lucuma! Just a few ingredients, all stuff I had, I was all gung ho!

First problem? It’s such a small amount, too small for my powerful food processor, but a little too much work for my wee food processor. So the cashews got *mostly* ground up, but… well, not really. But it was paste-like enough that I was ready to move forward.

I started off with the prettiest of intentions. But after I got the whole batch loaded into my decorating bag with my little star tip… of course those less-than-chopped cashews plugged the whole thing up, so I had to keep going in and fishing out cashew bits with a toothpick. I was ready to keep pushing forward, but when the bag burst right by the tip, I went, “Eff this!” and dumped the whole thing out on the teflex, spread it thin, planning to chop them into not-as-pretty-but-still-delicious chunks when they got dried out.

So yeah. While the recipe is tasty [the lucuma gives it a nice fruity creamy flavor that isn’t really something I can relate to anything else], I think next time it might just be blended up and used as frosting, to be honest.


gran’s veggie soup

It's Vegan MoFo, bitches!

It got cold as #*&$ all of a sudden here in Chicago. Like, it was 80 degrees one day and 54 the next. It sucks. So when that happens, of course you’re gonna make soup! I just wanted a nice simple vegetable soup without anything complicated. Something like you’d get out of a can, except obviously way more delicious. You can make changes, you could do miso instead of salt, stuff like that, but this is meant to be your grandma’s soup! When I had leftovers for today’s lunch, I threw in a bunch of leftover rice from another day, and I can highly suggest adding it to the recipe, you’ll just have to up your water, obviously. Or make it separately and throw it in at the end, whatever, however you wanna do.

Gran’s Veggie Soup


-2 tbsp olive oil
-1 onion, sliced
-1 jalapeno, sliced
-2 carrots, sliced
-3 stalks celery, sliced
-4-5 cloves garlic, minced
-1 zucchini, cubed
-2 large potatoes, cubed
-7 c vegetable stock

to do

1. Put the olive oil in a large stockpot over medium heat, then add the onion and jalapeno. Cook for about 5 minutes, until the onions are starting to get a tiny bit translucent.

2. Add in the carrots, celery, and garlic, and keep cooking until the onions are nice and see through. Stir occasionally so you don’t burn that garlic.

3. Add in the zucchini for the last couple minutes of sauteeing.

4. Add the stock and the potatoes, bring to a boil, and simmer until the potatoes are soft [but not mush].

5. Salt to taste.

chocolate pudding

It's Vegan MoFo, bitches!

Any vegan worth their salt has some backup plan for when avocados go bad. Either you got overzealous when they were on sale, or you just somehow missed one, it happens. You crack one open and come upon this sorry state. [Admittedly, this one isn’t that far gone, but you get much farther and all it’s good for is face masks.]

One of the saddest sights.

My go-to? The simple chocolate pudding. Today, since it’s cold as crap, I wanted something wintery, so I added a tiny dash of peppermint extract and it was deliiiiiiiicioooooooooous.

Let’s be honest, we may plate things up nicely for the cameras, but doesn’t everything eventually end up in old tofutti containers? Honesty for Pixley!

Chocolate Pudding


-1 ripe avocado
-1/4 c carob/chocolate powder [it’s fine using all carob, but I wouldn’t use all chocolate, you’re gonna need a lot more sweetener if you do. I like a 50/50 mix]
-1/4 c agave/maple syrup [maple tastes nicer, but it’s pretty expensive right now…]
-1/4 tsp peppermint extract

to do

1. Throw everything into a little food processor. Big one or a blender ain’t gonna cut it, you don’t have enough stuff. If you don’t have a wee little food processor, you can mash it up real good, but it’s not gonna be as smooth. I highly suggest you get a wee one, they’re totally useful when you just want a small amount of something.

2. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend!

3. Stick it in the fridge for a bit, at least an hour, so it can meld flavors better and firm up a bit.

crazy rich fancy pants rice krispie treats

It's Vegan MoFo, bitches!

I feel like something as basic as a Rice Krispie treat is something that is taken for granted in the non-vegan world. Sure, we can sometimes find a peanut butter one, but even the premade pb ones at Whole Foods have dairy in them. Meh. Trader Joes has a premade box of vegan rice krispie treats, but they are… underwhelming to say the least.

So, we end up making our own. And I just can’t stomach spending $5 on a bag of Dandies and kind of wasting them on something like rice krispie treats. I’d rather savor them in their whole form, in smores, or hot chocolate, rather than burying them.

So my standard recipe has become a version of this one at Namely Marly. Until last night, though, I had never bothered with the peanut butter cream cheese layer.

Holy crap, were these rich as hell. When I make baked goods, Mister usually eats quite a few of them. Last night, he had one. Hell, I could probably have been good with half a bar. Not that I would ever manage to stop at that, but… yeah.

I used brown rice syrup instead of corn syrup, did not add the optional cocoa powder, used 72% dark chocolate for the top, and sprinkled grey Celtic sea salt on the top. Lord. I took some into the studio this morning and all the omnivores said, “Oh my god…” the second it went in their mouths.

While not the richest thing I’ve ever made [that would be a double fudge cheesecake, in pregan times], it’s a close second. On regular occasions, I’ll probably leave out the pb cream cheese layer. And I’ll probably try them with almond butter sometime. But you should totally make them in full at least once.